ROOM NO. 008 / VERY SCIENTIFIC
SISTER ORACLE.
A magic 8-ball, except it has green hair and an unreasonable affection for altcoins. For entertainment only.

ASK • SHAKE • DISCOVER
● SISTER ORACLEEST. IN CHAOS
?
Ask me anything.
The oracle picks a random altcoin. Sister has opinions, not prophecies.
Shake the orb to find today's questionable favorite.